my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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