Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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