It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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