Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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