He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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