chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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