didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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