THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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