S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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