i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i think i just naturally attract stoners
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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