i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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