We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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