We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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