she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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