i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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