STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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