I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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