i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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