You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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