so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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