my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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