plz talk dirty to me
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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