I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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