hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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