How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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