Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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