where am i from again
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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