I love watching others lives come down to our level.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
