Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
