Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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