i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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