Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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