You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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