He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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