Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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