I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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