id be glad to
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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