i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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