Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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