I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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