Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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