hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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