Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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