Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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