Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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