is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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