these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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