dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!