Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.