the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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