We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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