There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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