Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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