If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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