would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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