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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.

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(614): View more from Ohio

yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

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there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(334): View more from Alabama

God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party

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(318): View more from Louisiana

As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?

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