im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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